Come to Canada make Millions

They're shaking the tree again and the fruitbars are falling fast. Paul Martin just hit the ground with a thud but recovered fast quickly broke into his lemur impersonation the moment he found a microphone.

It seems the President of Pakistan when asked about the Muktar Mai case walked into a feminist and lemur shitstorm as confirmed he had heard the rumour story circulating in Pakistan concerning her.

Now Muktar Mai is the Pakistani woman who was raped by a group in her village because it was judged to be a suitable reparation for a family whose daughter was spoken to by Muktars brother. It seems that in Rollyoureyeballs Province in Pakistan that when you are of a low social class family and you utter a few words to someone from a higher class this is seen as reason for retribution and that a penis has to involved, in fact in this instance many penii were directed towards her at the order of the village council. This poor girl was hauled off and the male members of the clan took revenge. It proves to me that fruitbar trees obviously grow in warm climates too and that politicians in Pakistan have the same shit for brains as they have here.

Mai rightfully won public sympathy and Government support after she demanded the men be charged and convicted.

So back to the President when asked about the case he said the environment in Pakistan has led to the rise to a bizarre urban myth and people see this as a way to make money. If you want to go abroad and get a visa for Canada or Citizenship and become a millionaire, get yourself raped.

Because of the media attention, common thought amongst the Rollyoureyeballites is that if you are notorious like Muktar, its not only your ticket out of this hellhole, but that people in Canada will give you money to listen to you talk about it.

Little do they know that the best they could hope for is a few minutes on Jerry Springer.

Anyway back to the lemur impression as a puffed up eyeball bulging Paul upbraided Musharraf for his comments. He informed a waiting public that he raised the issue with Musharraf at the UN general Assembly. Amnesty International jumped on board and condemned him for his callous and insulting statement and demanded a public apology to all the women of Pakistan and followed that with a call for him to apologize to all the women of the world.

The juggernaut rolled on and the poor shell shocked bastard next read about his attitude of blaming rape on women themselves puts him in the same category as ignorant mullahs and male chauvinists. I can hear him trying to explain it to his wife about how all he did was tell them about the story about the latest urban myth making the rounds in the Punjab.

I can see her looking at him like a deer caught in the headlights.